Could 1 Billion Chinese be Wrong?

I had some pain in my leg and a friend suggested acupuncture, so I went to my local VOODOO practitioner, and they started sticking needles in my ears, they also gave a me a concoction which they suggested that I mix and drink with p!ss. Needless to say I still have the pain, and I wonder whether it's because I did not drink the medication, or because it's all just a BIG CON.